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Inq28 Short Story: The Opportune Moment

Today's post is the second of three linked short stories. It follows on directly from the end of part one, The Battle of Hasmides, this time from the perspective of an Inquisition soldier. It's one of those times when the Inquisition has a chance to capture an extremely valuable enemy, so long as they move quickly and take horrifying risks.
This week's story assumes familiarity with the 40K mythos, but it's not essential to have read the first story. Enjoy!

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Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey gubbins effect  - like a cheap soap opera or sitcom 
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The Battle of Hasmides
Ensign Josselana Brannick was facing a test encountered by many Imperial citizens: keeping faith when confronted with mind-numbing dread.

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