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Beard Demon: Count Binface Painting Competition

When we decided to hold the first ever Beard Bunker painting competition, we needed a neutral figure, since we all painted different armies, but we wanted someone suitably powerful and impressive.  So who better to choose than the intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons from Sigma IX, Count Binface!

Ok, well, maybe that's true, or maybe with all the recent hype about him we found out about his official mini and decided it would be fun to all buy him and paint him and thus came up with the idea of a Beard Bunker painting competition.  Tomayto tomahto.

If you have been living under a bin rock, and don't know who were are talking about (not unlikely for our non-British readers), the good old Beeb has done a good summary here.

Tom


Starting with myself as probably the least interesting entrant, it didn't really occur to me to do anything special here.  I just wanted a tiny Binface painted accurately to his real world appearance to sit on my shelf.  I found it interesting to see when I looked at him more closely that the colours are more varied than I realised, I had been thinking of him as black and silver but actually he's got a few different greys going on.  Regardless, one standard unit of paint job from me.  The painting technique is my usual mix of washes and drybrushes and unending avoidance of ever doing any layering or edge highlighting.  I spent a bit of effort getting his "visor" to be a deep shiny blue, but unfortunately it is hard to see at the best of times and absolutely hasn't shown up in photography.

Drew



Drew: Seeing as The Count is an intergalactic space warrior, I thought I'd channel some of those cosmic vibes into his mini. 

The cape is about 5 coats of Turbo Dork’s Turbo Shift paint in Grave Robber. Initially it was a bit disconcerting to apply as it comes out as a sparkly grey bleugh, but once the maiden coats started to dry our benevolent overlord soon began to sparkle! The rest was a fairly straightforward mix of an Eshin Grey dry brush all over, followed by picking out the armour plates, sash and gloves. I tinged the metal by shading with Druchii Violet, then dry brushing over the top with the Leadbelcher base to just knock it out of candy pink into something reminiscent of the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. 


Lastly I went with a moon-themed base, and finished with a dry brush of Vallejo Steel just to give it a little pizazz. Thanks for fighting the good fight, your Binship: RIP the one affordable house.

Charlie




Charlie: I was honestly impressed with the sculpting and casting quality of this charming little miniature. I wasn't sure what he was stamping on until I saw the back of the mini and realised it's the helm of Lord Buckethead, which... well, I don't presume to know how things work on Planet Copyright, but I'm glad it worked out for the Count.

Rather than getting sucked into my classic approach of edge highlights etc, I decided to just have fun and see how well I could paint him within one hour. One or two aspects are a little experimental; his cloak, for instance, is a mix of metallic and light grey paint to try and represent the highly advanced synthetic materials present on the Count's panoply. To help with readability I added a little blue into the grey of the cloak lining, whilst keeping his body neutral. For the basing I gave a nod to the Clacton by-election by depicting him on the British seaside.

On reflection I should have sculpted a Flake 99 in each of his hands.

Andy


Andy: All of this of course comes in the context of the recent UK by-election in Clacton where Count Binface stood as the only real contender to the frog-faced-fascist. As such, when trying to decide how I would paint the Count I’ve chosen to project onto him some of the things I feel strongly about and that are opposed to the horrific views of the far right and their supporters.

The lining of the cape is the EU flag to memorialise everything we lost with Brexit. He’s crushing under his boot something the colour of the Reform party. The glazing on the bin is the Pride flag, and the shoulderpads are meant to be the Trans-inclusion flag (not the French flag as its sadly turned out - I think the pink should have been next to the blue).

The majority painting was a quite simple combo of various shades of grey and black mixing drybrushing, layering, and washing techniques. I then tried to paint up the bin and shoulder pads using a non-metallic-metal (NMM) technique before glazing them (with limited success - I’m currently searching for and failing to find synthetic brushes the equal of sable which isn’t helping either)...

Disclaimer: The Beard Bunker's extremely real Editorial Board are unaware of Count Binface's policy positions on the topics raised in Andy's entry, beyond the need for a referendum on whether to hold a second Brexit referendum.

Maisey



Maisey: I am not known for including any form of colour in my wardrobe. I choose to remain monochromatic but stylish (hah). So with my Count Binface I decided to go full monochrome. I used exactly 4 paints. Black, White, Skavenblight Dinge, and Dawnstone. The rest was done with mixing. I thought it would be a challenge to use as few paints as possible, I originally was going to use just black and white but decided that the metal and fabrics needed to be knocked into slightly different shades of grey just to make it readable. Basing was following on theme and I just used the standard grey basing goop followed by a dry brush of whatever grey was left on my pallet  to complete the greyscale picture.

Ben



Ben: As an intergalactic space warrior and leader of the Recyclons, I felt my Count needed a suitably grandiose base and paint job. I started with a very realistic paint scheme and then layered on the sci-fi lighting. As a newbie to this technique, the hobby, and the Bunker, I can't compete with years of honed craft, but hopefully the combined spectacle of skulls and synthwave will help my Binface to stand out.

Mike



Mike: The BNF-6E is a 25t light mech with two battlefists, jump jets, an SRM-4 and two ER small lasers (weapons all unusually mounted in the head!)

Ang



Tom: Ang has labelled her creation "Count Blobbyface" and wins the prize for being the first person to get her model onto the table to use in a game.  When asked about her creation she said "They are Cass Art starter paints and Arteza metallic acrylics 😆. I am pleasantly surprised he looks very 80s. I am a noob."  

Boris



Boris: This was a rather typical excursion into the realms of “I have no idea what to do, so let's get to it”. Whilst I had played with the idea of using colours of my existing armies, I decided to stay a bit more true to the original. Most was airbrushed, starting from black, then highlighting grey and silver (respectively for non-metallic and metallic finishes), followed by black and grey (non metallic) and metallic black, exhaust manifold, steel, and silver (metallic). I wanted to include OSL, so needed a reason for it, which - naturally - ended up being a custom plinth with LED, water tank, and atomiser. (Tom: Naturally) I hoped for “different” and ended up with “beyond silly” and a lot of learning - which I'll bookmark as a success.

Tom: And yes, for anyone wondering, Boris is insane.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

But Tom!  You said competition, so who won?!   Well, dear hypothetical reader who lives in my head, the winner here is clear, it's Great Britain's National Health Service!  For every model purchased £3 goes to NHS supporting charities.  If you'd like to join in the fun, head on over the Troublemaker games for your very own official Count Binface miniature.

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